Today was one of those days where I felt like I just laughed through each class. Maybe it's because it is Friday, or maybe it is because small human beings are SO funny. Sometimes I wish I could just put them in my pocket and bring them home. Because it is constant entertainment being around them. Here are some quotes I want to remember (from today, and the past few weeks.) Enjoy :)
*Preschool Boy: "Miss Sarah, come here. I have a secret to tell you." (He then grabs my head and pulls it super close to him so he can whisper in my ear.) I want to be bored and take a nap with you."
Now, out of context that sounds super dirty. ha. Obviously he didn't mean it like that! It is kind of a running joke in his class that being bored is fun. But I laughed so hard after he said that, so he starts laughing, thinking what he said is super hilarious. Which made me laugh harder! Oh, it is never ending with that boy.
*Boy: "Miss Sarah, now that we know the primary colors, when will we learn the nursery colors?"
*Girl: (Pointing at a picture of the Mona Lisa) "Miss Sarah, that is a beautiful picture of you." Thanks da Vinci for capturing my beauty so well ;)
*Girl: "Miss Sarah, you have paint all over your apron. Will you please clean it before I see you next time?"
*During pick up one day, the children were playing with these little counting bears.
Boy #1: "How about I be the God over your bears."
Boy #2 does not respond for about 10 seconds.
Boy #1 repeats, a lot louder: "How about I be the God over your bears!"
Boy #2, with a super annoyed look on his face: "Ok, that's fine, but not until after I leave."
*I was explaining the art we were doing that day in class.
Boy: "Oh! I remember this. I did it before when I was a kid." (He is 3.)
Girl gives him a dirty look and says, "You are still a kid."
*Girl: "Miss Sarah! I had pink eye!"
Me: "Oh, I have blue eyes."
Girl: "Wow! That sounds pretty bad."
(hah, I'm so mean messing with them when they totally don't get my jokes. But how else do you stay sane during long days?)
*This one did not happen in my classroom, but it makes me laugh so hard! Warning: this is slightly inappropriate...
Teacher: "Get your hands out of your pants!"
Boy: "But something is just getting big down there!"
*Teacher is walking child out to car during pick up.
Teacher: "I like your coat."
Boy: "Thanks, I just found it at school today."
haha! He just found a coat he liked, and decided to wear it home. This boy is so naive though, he really had no idea that was wrong.
*Me, talking to 3 year old girl: "How are you today?"
Girl: "Good. But not so good. My dad just told me that I didn't sleep good last night. And now I am just tired all day."
*This exchange happened between two girls who are the same age!
Girl #1 hands girl #2 a paper towel to dry her hands, then pats her on the head and says in a baby voice, "Here you go little fella." I started laughing and said, "Did you just call her little fella?" Girl #1 says, "Yes, she is just the cutest little fella I ever had!"
*One of my coworkers is pregnant. A 3 year old girl that had just come from her class was telling me about how her tummy was getting bigger. She then says to me, "Miss Sarah, I just wish you would grow a baby in your tummy."
*Boy: "Miss Sarah, you have cute cheeks!"
*Girl: "Miss Sarah, you are invited to my birthday party! Here is how you get to my house. You just get on the freeway and drive for a while. Then turn, turn again. Go down the hill, pass the tree, around the corner, turn, and my house will be on the end. Now put that in your brain!"
*Girl: "I am thankful for God, Jesus, and the stuff he telled us to do."
*Boy: "I am thankful for a law, and schools."
*Girl: "The truest thing in the whole wide world is that Jesus loves us and we love him and he died for us and that he cares about us and we care about him and that's the truest thing in the whole wide world that can never ever be broken."
*Boy #1 is at the front of line. Boy #2 goes and cuts in front of him so he can be line leader. (At this point they have no idea I'm watching.) Boy #1 starts to protest. Boy #2 looks at him, shakes one finger in the air and says, "Uh uh. Don't. Say. Anything." Boy #2 was smart enough to know that if a teacher didn't find out, boy #1 wouldn't fight him for the line leader spot. Kids can be so conniving...
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